Flying the friendly skies- for real y’all

So THIS is what flying is like without mollycoddling to terrorists! So refreshing! We printed our tickets, our luggage tickets printed at the kiosk- no extra baggage check line to wait in, we dropped our luggage on a conveyer belt (no xray lines) and the only thing we had to take off/out in security was metal and laptops. None of this remove your shoes, all excess clothing, liquids, pride and dignity bullshit. They didn’t even check our IDs or to see if we had a boarding pass. I still have my water bottle and the security agents call you “mate!” Bravo New Zealand.