Monday, February 21, 2011

How I Plan to Make My Millions

Screens. Screens for windows in New Zealand. I have yet to see a single window with a screen on it. I have also been woken up every night by that horrible little, high-pitched “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” that is the sound of mosquitoes in your ears and on your face. I’ve also woken up every morning with fresh bites. Enough, I say! New Zealand! You don’t have to live like this! Screens keep them out! They are the wave of the future! And I will bring them to you and you will pay me for them and be grateful.

2 comments:

  1. I didn't encounter a single mosquito there! The sandflies are worse than mosquitos, though. Your idea is brilliant.

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  2. Yeah...sandflies...just wait for those buggers...

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